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When you use a cum sock full of ants to get off
If I don’t clean my socks I’ll dirty Dereck
Is when you are still dating a guy whos a complete asshole and removed you from every app just because you were mad at him for him being mad at you for you doing his homework because he was embarrassed.
a girl with massive honkers who loves taking it up the ass by a massive black man while a small white man shoved grapes in her ear so hard that they explode and grape juice starts to run through her blood stream and then she squirts grape juice as the big black man starts to rape the small white man in the back of a car
M: did you hear what me and the missus did last night, we did a dirty ryan
When you’re hitting it from behind, and slip your fist into her ass unexpectedly , causing you’re arm to be muddy with shit, and her to oink aggressively.
I was making love with my old lady last night, and gave her the dirty piggy. It took my an hour to get my arm completely clean before it crust maxed.
The fastest way to a black belt in Karate
I used the Dirty Plauche method to get my black belt
When a Carly Rae Jepsen song is playing and it reminds you of a family member, drunk dirty bundy if it's your cousin.
Justin and I were going to his cottage, he put on Carly and I just couldn't hold back a Dirty Bundy.