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A person who is nice, a good friend and comes from Uzbekistan. Many people think that they are uzbeks but really aren't.
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A really weak person. Usually are discriminated by Central Asians. Sometimes, are considered as Asian gypsies.
Oh, look at that Uzbek. Must've been beaten up by Tajiks recently, huh?
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A sexual act in which the woman lies on her back while the man squats down dropping his balls in her mouth while clenching his asshole over her nose. During her convulsive sexual asphyxia, he can choose to either a) jizz on her tits or b) frig her to climax or c) both. Also known as the Turkish Melvin
I almost suffocated my girlfriend during an Uzbek Snuffer but damn did we both get off good.
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The act of having an ugly Uzbekistani fuck the shit out of you. (Reference: porn channel blacked)
My wife just slept with some Uzbekistani last night.
Response: Get Uzbeked
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A witch who acts nice on the face of others while abusing from behind and thinks that you are a slave and should be the best slave on this earth and clean her to the toe . Don’t eat , don’t sleep but clean till you die .
If you eat a little in front of her then guess what the whole world will fall upon you . Broke the dish ? Oh God the whole neighborhood will know that you don’t know how to clean properly and not doing enough good slavery . And even if you are trained to be the best slave on human race then they will say that you were a cow once upon a time and didn’t know anything and she thought you every crap . And if you don’t bring furniture according to her taste she will run mad and kick you out and train his baby boys to be even more baby like a little girl (God forbid )
( there are some good but rare very rare )
Uzbek Mother in law : oh Look my slave daughter in law didn’t even wipe the unknown dirt somewhere I can’t even see myself
Gosh she is such a cow .
Neighborhood : oh God poor woman she got such a cowhole daughter in law that tortured her to death .
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The act of releasing a wicked shit in the toilet, quickly wiping and flushing, then closing the toilet lid to seal in the noxious fumes. The next user of the toilet, hopefully in a panic, opens the lid to relieve themselves only to be hit with the toxic cloud. Legendary NFL coach and commentator John Madden is known as an Uzbek gas bomb enthusiast. Highly skilled at both his frequency and intensity, and once left an Uzbek has bomb that was still effective 72 hours after he planted it.
Sorry I’m late, boss. My roommate left a wicked Uzbek gas bomb in our bathroom so I was projectile vomiting for an hour and a half.
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The act of hiding under a bench with a pair of kitchen shears, and when your desired victims comes up, cut open their pants and eat them out, or hold them down and give 'em a good pounding
Dude, I performed the most perfect and delicious Uzbek park bench today. But, I think I need to see a toxicologist now.
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