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When a players in a football match (professional or not) take it in turns to insert goal posts into their arse holes , then get red arsed by another player. if the goal post goes further in, the player kicking the ball gets a point, if the player with the post manages to tense hard enough to stop the pole from moving, then they get a point. The game rotates until someone has 69 points, and is therefore declared the Big Dirty Football
Person 1: Can we play Dirty Football?
Person 2: Yes!
Person 3: Shotgun the goal !!
When someone shits on there fingers and rubs it under there eyes to look like Patrick Mahomes and then throws a 80 yarder down field
I just crushed Tom by doing a dirty football
When you have ate hot spicy tortillas and you have to do the hurting shit while you are fucking.
I’ve done the dirty Theo while we where fucking
When a women masturbates with a tree branch
Hey, I just had dirty groot
A person that’s is both the life an soul of the party always making people smile but also a massive hoe sleeping around also used a way to call someone a bitch
Wow have you seen that girl last night , she was at the party yesterday super drunk but she’s still going must be a dirty Efe
When a guy with a tiny penis master bates with salsa and a taco shell because all of his socks are to long.
Luke was caught giving himself a dirty kutler.
Curl your finger like a fish hook, stick it into someone's anus, and quickly pull it out.
Jen gave Jimmy a dirty Fish hook the other night, and his asshole hasn't been the same since.