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Since the gays have their day the straight people will have theirs! Straight People Day is a day exclusively for straight people, it doesn’t matter the color of your skin it’s just a day commemorating straight people! This exclusive holiday is on October 29th. Please everyone celebrate how awesome it is to be straight!
p1: Hey, did you hear about Straight People Day October 29th?
p2: Yes! It’s going to be so fun to post about! It’s just like national Boyfriends/ Girlfriends Day but for the gender you’re supposed to be with!
p1: I know! I can’t wait to celebrate!
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Wives wear many hats and deserve to get paid. Give your wife money daily and everyone will be happier.
Happy wife, happy life. Celebrate National pay your wife day.
Every year , International Disha Day occurs on September 1.
She's the new godess of the world and we should worship her this day(and all the other days of the year)
Ayo mistah white it's international Disha day today
Yes jesse ik we need to bake a cake
on the 15th of december If someone asks for hot pics you have to send them
dave: send me hot pics
lily: no
dave: it’s 15th of December tho
lily: so?
dave: it’s hot pics day
lily: damn ok
what the fuck? are you sick? its not a fucking real day!! go die in a fire you sicko if you think its real
person 1: "hey! did you know that june 21 is national fuck day?"
person 2: " go kill yourself bitch! its a stupid thing to believe!"
You can fuck anyone you want on the 18th of October and do it to where there satisfied
National fuck day is a national day you can fuck anyone and get away with it
Where you try and turn your partner on as many times as you can in one night put your skills to the test and do this challenge girls your pussy will thank you
Jen: did you hear it was national fuck day yesterday I turned my man on so much he loved that shit
Jens friends: wow I wish we were that good