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When a players in a football match (professional or not) take it in turns to insert goal posts into their arse holes , then get red arsed by another player. if the goal post goes further in, the player kicking the ball gets a point, if the player with the post manages to tense hard enough to stop the pole from moving, then they get a point. The game rotates until someone has 69 points, and is therefore declared the Big Dirty Football
Person 1: Can we play Dirty Football?
Person 2: Yes!
Person 3: Shotgun the goal !!
When someone shits on there fingers and rubs it under there eyes to look like Patrick Mahomes and then throws a 80 yarder down field
I just crushed Tom by doing a dirty football
When you have ate hot spicy tortillas and you have to do the hurting shit while you are fucking.
I’ve done the dirty Theo while we where fucking
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When a women masturbates with a tree branch
Hey, I just had dirty groot
A person that’s is both the life an soul of the party always making people smile but also a massive hoe sleeping around also used a way to call someone a bitch
Wow have you seen that girl last night , she was at the party yesterday super drunk but she’s still going must be a dirty Efe
When a guy with a tiny penis master bates with salsa and a taco shell because all of his socks are to long.
Luke was caught giving himself a dirty kutler.
Curl your finger like a fish hook, stick it into someone's anus, and quickly pull it out.
Jen gave Jimmy a dirty Fish hook the other night, and his asshole hasn't been the same since.