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When snuggling with your babe on a Thursday night and she brought that water juice so good and bubbly it blew your socks off but one shoe was double laced so that sock stayed on so you got a blowie with your fizzy pop
Is that a sock on your foot or did you have a dirty la Croix last Thursday.
When a group of dominant males pull their goalies into a water gun, and the lesser male takes the gun to the nearby old folks home and sprays the oldest slut there
Rick, john, Mathew, Ryan, tony and mike all fired their knuckle children in this water gun! Make that bitch chew on their dirty earls!
After defecating into a toilet (do not flush), the person who has defeacated, put their sexual partners head in the toilet, while having intercourse with them from behind. As their head is in the toilet they start to puke. Making their body clinch, while the other person is inside of them.
While Becky's head was in the toilet, getting "Dirty Earl'ed" she started to rethink her life's decisions
A chick that likes to lick twat and take a licken
That's my friend there she is a dirty chasta
When a middle eastern man fucks the girl from behind and scream allah Akbar
Osama bin laden was great at dirty arfans
Lazy basterds who think the have life skills when all they can do is wash dishes.
You are a dirty mckay
The act of having one's drinks swapped without your knowledge to something much stronger, taking you by surprise. This results in being bent over and simultaneously vomiting and shitting yourself, having it drip down your leg while your drunk best friend offers to use it as lube for anal sex
"What the fuck did you do to my drink?"
"Dirty mick mate, enjoy!"