An absolute twonk of a human being, likes to retire at home after a long day of Tate supporting, usually found in large incel communities.
“Sorry boys i can’t come on today im shattered”
“Don’t be such a D-Dog”
Keegan is a short person that blinks, and runs like a duck. He usually has a very hot sister and can’t bag one baddie. He also can’t kick a soccer ball and doesn’t know how to trap a ball.
Look there’s Keegan d.
He has no bitches tho
A lesser-known but cooler way to name the Offside Rule in sports.
Also an umbrella term to describe someone with Peyronie’s Disease.
Guy: wtf dude backward d
Female: uh oh you gotta backward d
D Procedure is as follows:
An Eltomentoquackquack
Followed by a Winkballs
And on a good day, a Brow Brush
Without D Procedure, or if any part of it is done without the rest of the steps IN ORDER, you risk catching a case of Diablimblimbsaphumphalis, which can only be cured by a Blinkballs or Lyme.
Matticoor didn't follow D Procedure, so he got diablimblimbsaphumphalis.
Wangers followed D Procedure but still isn't cured of his blimblimbs.
Benydril
what are you doing after work?
Gonna go home and pop some benny-ds.
its when u drink sunny d alot and u farted next to ur friends
"EWWW DID U LET OUT UR SMELLY D"
nicnkmane given to one in computer apps class that slightly resembles one of those cute little piglets that grows up to be somebodys slice of ham, given to someone who complains about their bf too much but wont break up with them. one that makes someone with the name daddy long legs feel bad through email
"Daddy long legs" d-piglet "Ya?" Ddl "bitch" d pig