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When you have the super flu and your entire body is ill from sickness, however, you keep soldiering on because you still have class even when you're sick.
Hey, dude, you must be a soldier, because you look like you have the five-star sickness.
a level five chad with rizz from ohio
person 1: Yo are you sigma skibidi? i heard you were!
person 2: Nahh but Mathias is a lskibidi sigma ohio level 5 gy'att with the literal goat sauce so lookxxmax ohio rizz so muscle daddy in ohio only in ohio uncle giggled my ass when i was five.
A midget your lover or wife would leave you for.
Guy's wife- Fuck this shit, I'm going to be with my five foot nothing brad pitt.
Number Five Is not used in a sentence dumbass
The thing your friends says when you ask them to get on a game, but of course, they actually mean "i'll be on right after you start playing by yourself"
John: "I'll be on in five"
*two hours later*
Evan: "Dude where are you?"
John: "I'm getting on now"
it's never just five minutes...
Mother: It's time to get out of bed
Jim: Give me five more minutes
(Mother leaves room, and does not bother Jim for more than five minutes while Jim sleeps)