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Fuck him/her
she looks at him lustfully thinking of how she could turn his lights on
A kind of edging wherein one pushes themself to 99% of an orgasm and maintains that state for a prolonged period of time.
I was red lighting for so long last night that I came at a woman’s touch.
Spunk. Jitter. Man glue. Sperm.
'What's that white stuff all over the computer keyboard in the spare room love?'
'Nothing dear, just a bit of glare from the lights'.
The well-written protagonist of the anime/manga thriller Death Note where he recieved a book capable of killing others with just their name and face. Ruthless, clever, and dedicated to his goals, Light occasionally uses brilliant schemes to get out of difficult situations, resulting in a massive fanbase. However, he is a bit of a fumbling troll, getting defeated despite having 2 magic books, 2 gods of death, and a cute simp girl on his side.
Dave: I can't imagine a world without Light Yagami.
Anna: Yes, that would be dark.
He is hot, cool and intelligent.
God of the New World.
Light Yagami : I'll take a potato chip, and EAT IT!
the yellow lights on a car BMW drivers don't know the use for. they're made to let others know when you're about to change lanes or go into a corner
Audi driver: You fucking dick sucking cunt use your signal lights
BMW driver: use psychic powers you Audi driving fag
When you're tired but still need to get rid of that woody before your nap.
"Just got home from work and I'm going to need a light jerk and a nap before going to happy hour"