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Chronic misuse of slang,and grammatical errors when speaking.
Wow ,Jessie's speech sure was a foot in mouth disease disaster!
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what you should say when disgusted, irritated or bored
sick in my mouth, that woman is so obese!
the train is late, sick in my mouth
her skirt makes me want to be sick in my mouth
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As you're sticking your dick in a girl, you pull out right before you cum and squirt a bottle of Listerine up her cunt and then cum on her teeth, just because.
"So I was going down on this girl, and she had a really smelly pussy, so I had to give her a dirty mouth wash."
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poop chute cookie mouth is what a male or female will have after they have sucked your cack which has been in their poopy bum.... around their mouth resembles that of someone who has just eaten Oreo cookies.
looks like someone has been into the cookie jar..... although judging by your breath I'd say you may have a case of poop chute cookie mouth.
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🤤 That uncontrolled face you make when biting into pillowy My/Mochi Ice Cream.
Chad: It's like I was teleported to another dimension… a total out of body experience.
Brad: Bro…did you melt your mouth's mind?!!
When you lean a girls head off the end of the bed in order to open up her esophagus and you furiously enter and exit your penis.
Kelly: "So Rachel, did you finally give Jerry a blowjob?"
Rachel: "Blowjobs are for the weak, Rachel. I let Jerry do the Upside Down Mouth Pound on me."
Kelly: "That seems like it would hurt!"
Rachel: "It's not that bad since it opens up my esophagus."
An expression in which to call someone out. To state you would like to fill his/her orifice with tube steak.
Boy you gotta pretty mouth, come over here and do some praying!
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