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the adult female Leader of a group of female children or teenagers. usually the group of children or teenagers are cub scouts of some form.
“camp is gonna be fine kids, it’s not like your gonna be out there all alone! Den Mother Abigail is gonna be right there the whole time!”
Every time I see a child I smile, then I frown, then before I can visually look sad I'm pretty sure my face has just gone blank, because at this point I have realised that, I'm 19. I have no job, no license, my boyfriend and I have only been together for 5 months and I already have the feeling he is the right guy for me. Do you every get the feeling that you exist for one specific reason? My reason is my future, because in the future, I'll have my own family.
I believe that getting a puppy will not solve my mother pains.
The absolute mother fucking greatest!!
See Madeline over there? She’s the absolute mother fucking greatest. I wish I could be like her
When a mom gets drunk at a Christmas party and thinks the grandfather clock is a man and starts humping it.
Oh no! Mom is mother clocking over there!
Someone who talks about someone else in a indirect way
"Man my feet are ugly" while talking in the presence of someone with ugly feet in response the other party would say "man your a Sideways mother fucker"
A mother with using excessive force as defense for a child
That defense mother shot that guy for molesting their child
The most badass Miley Cyrus song ever! Perfect for any girl who wants succeed in life like her mother did.
Don't fuck with my freedom!
I came back to get me some.
I'm nasty, I'm evil!
Must be something in the water
Or I am my mother's daughter.