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A lewd and lascivious act that is center to the Pickle incident .
Adam Smythe got banned last night in the pickle incident. Word is that he tried the olde Smythe Pickle Tickle on the server.
Highly skilled and finessed at the competitive sport of pickle ball albeit just a little too intense to really be cool (but they think they’re cool). BTW, the cool kids are jealous and secretly want to be pickle dorks.
The cool kid laughed at the pickle dorks but later returned without his cool friends and asked if he could try playing pickle ball with the Pickle Dorks
When your getting a blow job and your sexual partner blows meth down your shaft, and you stay hard for 3 days.
My wife got me a crystal pickle for my birthday I had a bones for 3 days.
When you get your sexual partner to blow meth down your dick hole and have a hard on for 3 days.
My hoe gave me a crystal pickle and I hard a boner for 3 days.
Do you have a friend that likes, wait no, LOVES pickles? If you do, do you want to slap them? Yes? I thought so.
That’s why, on the penultimate Tuesday of March, SLAP THEM. Why? BECAUSE IT’S NATIONAL SLAP YOUR PICKLE FRIEND DAY!
Pickle friend: Owwww! What was that for?!
You: It was for liking pickles so much! It’s national “Slap your pickle friend day” today! And you can’t get me back! Eveerrr. Bye bye!
Pickle friend: Yeh, I get that, but it still REALLY HURTS.
You: What can I say, I’m strong!
A well-formed human defecation, or turd, left on a sidewalk or other inappropriate public space. Often found in cities with large unhoused populations, such as Portland, Oregon.
Sara was dismayed to find a Portland pickle on her morning run but equally impressed with its length and girth.
A.- A general insult referring to someone's state of mind as being so simple and or strange that they literally sniff pickles for entertainment.
B.- A term of endearment used amongst friends who would have otherwise insulted each other anyway.
A.- My brother does nothing all day except admire tic-toc videos, that dumb pickle smeller.
B.- "Hey Mike! Ya fucking pickle smeller, how ya doing?"