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A very rude and abusive person that can brainwash you to do what ever you want he will beat his kids and wife and is the worst alcoholic you will ever meet if he can’t drink well he will be the biggest meth head ever he will smoke 10gs in one smoke sesh and is a very weird person that likes to do gay things with himself
Adams friend: Yo have you heard from adam.
Other friend: nah but last time I saw him he was smoking some crystal in the bathroom while touching himself
Perfectly Amazing person. When he's the new kid he'll be your best friend without a doubt.
A:"Did you see Adam?"
B:"Yeah, what an amazing gentleman!"
He's tall, have brown eyes, light brown hair, loves every girl that has brown eyes and light brown or brown hair, he the nerd in the class, you can also call him the best at everything, he love every girl called Leen.
Synonym: King, OG, Daddy, God Defier, Rebel with a Bone
Ruggedly handsome, good with their hands (and other appendages), kind, generous, compassionate, and rational. All Adams hate apples, and their fathers.
A rebellious adventurer, Adam is unafraid of the consequences of their actions. Adam will unapologetically break the rules for the benefit of those they love. A bad-boy with a good heart who will keep you on your toes, mostly curled.
Of special note: Adam is also more in-tune with the needs of women, than any other name. Largely because they’ve already been inside of all of them (rib).
Girl: OMG, what is this hard, filling sensation I feel in my mid-section!?
Doctor: It’s Adam. It appears he has given you his bone.
Adam well he’s something like serendipity, where ever I go he’s never very far from my mind!
Well there’s dough eyes, that guy is a real Adam!
Someone who's getting really sick of all the stupid "Atom" jokes made by kids in science classes who think they're clever and/or original.
Kid 1: Hey Adam, haha, look it's you! *Points at picture of atom*
Adam: Hey, fuck you!