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Take a shit inside your mouth and suck on your dick at the same time. After about 5 minutes you will be able to bleed out of your anus without trying.
Why don't I give you a banana BEN! omgf liek kthxpls. liek pwnt!!1 wholyyy sheit niggg thx j00. kthxbye
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a 3/4 length demin jacket typically issued to inmates of correctional facilities during the winter months; also available in a thin, tan corduroy at some institutions.
Pookie: "Shit cuz, it's cold outside; lem'me grab my Big Ben so'as I don't freeze my nutz off."
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Cardboard Ben Hardy (sometimes known as Ben Cardy) is the soulmate of Joe Mazzello (who plays John Deacon in BoRhap), their relationship began in Tokyo in late 2018. Ben Hardy (who plays Roger Taylor) has a rivalry with Ben Cardy for their love of Joe. Some of Cardboard Ben's friends include Gwilym Lee (who plays Brian May), Rami Malek (who plays Freddie Mercury), and Lucy Bonton (who plays Mary Austen).
"I wish my wife loved me the same way that Cardboard Ben Hardy loves Joe Mazzello"
Similar to a Cleveland Steamer, except the girl has to be British and squat at a jaunty half squat position over your chest with a watch in her hand wearing a Monocle and screaming “Big Ben says Drop your knickers, it’s Tea Time. Prepare to receive the Queen’s Crumpets!” then shitz on your chest.
Me to my boyfriend “are you hungry for some tea and crumpets? How about a Hot Big Ben?” (Drops knickers ,Pulls out watch and monocle).
A creepypasta that i think is the most scary one, a boy named tom wins a nintendo 64 but he has only one game, super smash bros 64, he find a old man that give him a cartdrige of zelda majora's mask, buf with no cover, when he plays the game strange things starts to happen, he records with his notebook to put on youtube, but when he plugs in the notebook, a site opens and someone talk to him, the text says that he are named ben, and he dronwed and his ghost haunts the game, and he says you should'n have done that. Then tom helps ben to be famous in the youtube and making his dad that drowned him suffer.
There are some videos on the youtube such as ben.avi, dronwed.mp3, and others, but they are all fake.
Ben drowned is scary.
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Ben J. Pierce is known by his YouTube channel "KidPOV". Born Feb. 19. 1999, this little shit is so adorable and is always smiling. He is multi-talented; he can act, sing, and dance. His puns are the worst, but are hilarious. He is an eyebrow activist. I SUGGEST LISTENING TO BENNY'S SONG "Little Game" IT IS BAE.
"Is that Ben J. Pierce?"
"Yeah, his eyebrows are on fleek."
National Ben day occurs on the 24th of November and must be celebrated by purchasing white kinder Buenos and mixed berry smoothies from the spar
Eg. Adam: “oh look, it’s National Ben day! I will now purchase Ben items from the spar.”
Rory: “I’m feeling French today... it must be Ben day!”
Ben: why are you eating kinder buenos and smoothies
Gilby: it’s Ben day you french spaz