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The #1 cause of premature death for ferrets.
THIS IS NOT A JOKE.
HUSBAND: Hey, honey, have you seen Freddy the ferret?
WIFE: No, sugar, I haven't.
HUSBAND: I've been looking for him for an hour -- I don't know where he could be. Oh, well, I guess I'll just sit down and watch some ESPN.
(Sits down, everything is fine. Then reclines -- SqueeKRUNCH! Very sadly, the La-Z-boy ferret crunch has taken another ferret life before it's time.)
HUSBAND: Oh my God! It's Freddy! Dear God...
OZZY: Don't let this happen to you.
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A pussy ass christian mexican tv show about people doing stupid things and how god help them, most of its audience are basically fat woman or just persons that want to laugh about how stupid it is
Michael: Hey john want to play mario kart 69 ???
John: I can't, I'm watching La Rosa de Guadalupe
Michael: That program is for ass mexicans
John: I know, but is funny beacuse its dumb
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A line in "King's Dead" by Future.
La di da di da, slob on me knob
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A special way to tell spanish people that you’re fucking retarded.
LITERAL TRANSLATION: “My name is the milk.”
You: ¡Hola, mi llamo es la leche!
Kid: I don’t speak Spanish you fucking racist pig i’ll kill your entire family inaudible Mexican noises...
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Spanish for "Where are all the pretty girls?"
John went to the senior center hoping to find a hot volunteer worker for a girl and said "Donde estan las muchachas bonitas?"
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La Seu D'Urgell airport is an airport with stolen shit from everywhere. FM'd Starbucks tech is found here as well as Air Canada tech which does not work as it does not give any coffee. The security scanners were stolen and so were the sliding doors. The highlights is the Andorran One which is stolen from another airliner company and SAO MIGUEL TECH BARNEY_ARMY INVENTORY AKA MICKEY HHEHEHEEHEH ROLLS ROYCE CARS! The Andorran two was taken from Jaymanlive's "A place with airliners" and the runway is legit free modeled from somewhere. An amazing airport really. Lag is the main highlight here and planes can barely take off by the way did I mention that a fighter plane was from UAE tech?
I went to the La Seu D'Urgell Airport by Zach to catch a flight but the plane did not take off. What a waste of time!
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