When you and your partner are both on the toilet together and want to have sex. You both do it together on the toilet. And you make a big mess after it’s all over. There is stuff everywhere on the walls, floor ,and curling of the bathroom.
Jack and Kelly had a sexy toilet mess together after they both came home from work.
The biggest piece of shit ever
Dammit this stupid Acorn Metal Toilet clogged on me!
"When an elderly gentleman dips his saggy scrotum in the toilet. Then proceeds to slowly lower his dripping sack into his wives sleeping mouth."
- John McGovern
"I Toilet Teabagged my wife when she agreed to host the holidays with her entire family"
A head popping out of a toilet
I opened the bathroom door and saw scibide toilet steering at me
Slang phrase meaning "I want to shove my hard shaft up your ass" aka anal.
Babe, I want to plunge your toilet, so bad tonight.
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When the cable that connects your mouse with your computer becomes longer and longer once you pull it, and you keep pulling it until it gets unplugged.
(Get out of my toilet, along with the definitions was from Flamingo tbh)
A soup made in the toilet consisting of toilet water, urine and feces.
This toilet soup is delicious!