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Sexy Toilet Mess

When you and your partner are both on the toilet together and want to have sex. You both do it together on the toilet. And you make a big mess after it’s all over. There is stuff everywhere on the walls, floor ,and curling of the bathroom.

Jack and Kelly had a sexy toilet mess together after they both came home from work.

by Funnypants78 July 9, 2024


Acorn Metal Toilet

The biggest piece of shit ever

Dammit this stupid Acorn Metal Toilet clogged on me!

by catdoglover88 January 10, 2021


Toilet Teabag

"When an elderly gentleman dips his saggy scrotum in the toilet. Then proceeds to slowly lower his dripping sack into his wives sleeping mouth."

- John McGovern

"I Toilet Teabagged my wife when she agreed to host the holidays with her entire family"

by Chauncey Phillips July 25, 2021


scibide toilet

A head popping out of a toilet

I opened the bathroom door and saw scibide toilet steering at me

by blurby April 21, 2024


plunge your toilet

Slang phrase meaning "I want to shove my hard shaft up your ass" aka anal.

Babe, I want to plunge your toilet, so bad tonight.

by lil_birdy January 4, 2019

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Get out of my toilet

When the cable that connects your mouse with your computer becomes longer and longer once you pull it, and you keep pulling it until it gets unplugged.

(Get out of my toilet, along with the definitions was from Flamingo tbh)

by dgfhgfdcghghfgghhhgggghhhhhhhh July 14, 2021


Toilet Soup

A soup made in the toilet consisting of toilet water, urine and feces.

This toilet soup is delicious!

by Master P’s Theater January 28, 2024