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Pants Down Explanation

When something is said that is so complete, clear, clever, and simply so perfect for the situation that it makes you want to shout for joy.

While not strictly limited to work, certainly the most common occurrence of a Pants Down Explanation occurs in the work place.

BOSS: "Jenkins, why are we exhibiting at the Business Expo this week?"

EOMPLOYEE: "Because a 600 of the largest buyers of our products will be in attendance. We've pre-marketed to all of them and have face-to-face pitch meetings pre-arranged with 40. By closing an average size deal at our average selling price with just 2 of them, we will have return on our investment in excess of 500%."

Now that's a Pants Down Explanation.

See http://pantsdownexplanation.blogspot.com/ for more.

by Pei.U.Sun August 13, 2008

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Brown Pants Moment

It is characterized by chrushing your sprit when you try on an article that you were excited about and it makes you feel the worst you ever have about yourself in your life.

Anneliese, I'm having a brown pants moment right now.

by wizardingworldpants March 9, 2022


Cry in your pants

Being so excited about something that you cum in your pants excessively.

"Hey Jordan tell me about that new show. I don't know man it's gonna make you cry in your pants"

by jag0041200 October 7, 2011


splooged my pants

When you ejaculate in your pants. Usually due to a nocturnal emission, but can happen at anytime.

I woke up this morning to find I splooged my pants last night.

by tzanks March 13, 2016


Bitchy McBitch Pants

The guy, Lenny, who was the cashier at Wendy's. He was complaining, being a bitch, and sitting around doing nothing. So I said to him, "Hey, shithead! Stop being such a Bitchy McBitch Pants and I'll pay for my food! Just stop fucking complaining.", yeah...I'm banned from that specific Wendy's now. At least I got my food.

Lenny: But Mr. Cale, I don't want to serve that asshole (me) food...

Mr. Cale (his boss): Look Bitchy McBitch Pants, I can fucking fire you (this Wendy's was weird-New York at it's finest) if I wanted!

Lenny: Ugh! Fine!

Me: I just came for some fucking food, I'm starving over here!

by Calculon_2.0 November 25, 2013


pants down presidency

A supremely fitting ending to the very worst presidency in the history of the United States of America.

So, any thoughts on shit-bag trump not accepting his landslide loss in the 2020 election?
Loss!? He WON the election. Millions of votes were systematically stolen by the satanic Dominion election software, Hugo Chavez' ghost and George Soros liberal democratic agenda!!
Maybe, but isn't it worth considering that this administration has dis-served the America like none other in recorded history and that we're simply dealing with a pants down presidency deserving of condemnation, prosecution and incarceration for crimes against humanity.

by YAWA November 21, 2020


bhangra in my pant

Bhangra in your pant is basically a saying of having tingles/ sexual tingles in you private area. Bhangra is a type of brown kids dance where you hop around, thus bhangra in your pant is basically some hopping/jumping around going on in your pant. It's the cool/funny way of saying I'm/you're getting a boner or i'm/you/he's/she's getting wet down there. LOL

Jugjinder: yooooo mannn i saw this super hot girl and i started having bhangra in my pant yoooo!!!
Sukhwinder: what the fuck does "Bhangra in my pant" mean
Jugjinder: im getting a boner u fudu!
Sukhwinder: eww wtf mann why you telling me!

by Surrey_g25 November 3, 2019