black python

a big black dick

"Is that a snake in your pants or are you just happy to see me?"
"It's not just a snake. It's a black python."
"Even better!"

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Black-Toasted

To overdo something. Make something gawdy.

Your design was really cool until you black-toasted it with a drop shadow.

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Black Friday

A day where black people get shit for free from stores, and the white niggas only get deals because they are apologizing for all that slavery shit.

White Nigga: Aw shit the price too high

Black Nigga: lol get rekt we get free shit nigga smoke weed everyday black Friday lit hundred dolla bill ya

Asian Nigga:ニーガーなぜ私たちは無料のお土産を取得していないので、私はあなたが私の脂肪アニメロールビットであなたを食べるニンガIMゴナ!!!!!

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black washing

Same thing as white washing but for Blacks.

White racist people : Jesus was blond haired, fair skinned, and blue eyed.
Black racist people : Jesus was Black.
The rest of the world : Nobody cares, but at least try to be historically correct, Jesus was a Middle Easterner, so nor White, neither Black.

So yes black washing exists, and it is offensive as white washing.

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Code Black

A state of emergency used when yellow cartoon people screw up bad.

Lenny: code black?! That's the worst colour there is!
No offence there Carl
Carl: it's ok I get it all the time

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fake-black

Someone who thinks they are black, and acts black, but they are not black. Or a half Cast person who thinks they are fully black.

White man: bruv there's bare heads in this joint, and I've got so much swagger.

Friend: shutup, your not black, you still live with your mum you fake-black pussy.

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black people

THIEF

THAT BLACKIE STOLE MY WALLET DAMN BLACK PEOPLE

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