after a woman recieves a "tony danza" she grabs a switchblade, and castrates the old bloke, and gives him a taste of his own testicles. voila.
that boy thought he was gonna give me a tony danza...well i sure showed him and gave him a judith light.
The term was coined after a famous porn star known for getting down and dirty in the woods, Krystal. She is known for her viral video in which she got fucked doggy style while the man continued to casually drink a “natty light.” It’s a common fantasy among young redneck men.
Had to Krystal Light™ that bitch cause that pussy made me parched
Means to say duh to someone when they finally got something correct or they understood something.
Quincy: I heard you and your girl broke up
Jamal: Bruh yea I cut that hoe off like a light switch you just now knowing now that’s light switch
Some hairy Brummies playing around with various instruments.
My favourite band is Electric Light Orchestra!
When you successfully manage to score the hottie with a golden ass, but you last under 30 seconds and that's how you get called
'.... well, I guess it's done....'
'whoa, you didn't tell me you went by the name Lighting McQueen'
when she sit on your chode and you grab her by the hips and start vigorously shaking her up and down like a spray can, the smaller the penis the stronger the intensity
kyan: i had to give her the muller light greek yogurt last night
me: because it’s too small?
keean: ye uh
"an over priced keyboard that pro gamers use"
"his names silly salmon and he a rainbow light up keyboard"