black monkey

A racist definition of black person.

"listen here you black monkey"

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black washing

Same thing as white washing but for Blacks.

White racist people : Jesus was blond haired, fair skinned, and blue eyed.
Black racist people : Jesus was Black.
The rest of the world : Nobody cares, but at least try to be historically correct, Jesus was a Middle Easterner, so nor White, neither Black.

So yes black washing exists, and it is offensive as white washing.

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Code Black

A state of emergency used when yellow cartoon people screw up bad.

Lenny: code black?! That's the worst colour there is!
No offence there Carl
Carl: it's ok I get it all the time

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fake-black

Someone who thinks they are black, and acts black, but they are not black. Or a half Cast person who thinks they are fully black.

White man: bruv there's bare heads in this joint, and I've got so much swagger.

Friend: shutup, your not black, you still live with your mum you fake-black pussy.

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Black-Swan

Originating as a joke featured in the TV series, Broad City, and referencing multiple scenes from the film, Black Swan, to Black-Swan someone is to stealthily approach an unsuspecting victim, esp. an acquaintance, from behind, wait silently from a short distance for the target to turn around, and to opportunistically startle them by standing motionless and displaying a batshit-intense, emotionless, I-watch-you-while-you-sleep, and unblinking stare.

I was minding my own business, finishing up at work, looking for a document I needed to work on at home that weekend, when my BFFL, suddenly at my place of business and looking deeply into my eyes, Black-Swanned me so badly I screamed and possibly farted.

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Code Black

What to text a friend when your in a odd situation ie: like a date not going well. This means your friend calls you in five minutes tell you about a family member about to die

I had to call Josh last night after he sent me a code black on his date last night.

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Black Mamba

A black man's enormous penis. Also know as a brown rocket (not to be confused with a shit log).

Dude, did you see that guy's dick? It was a Black Mamba!!

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