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A national holiday that occurs whenever President Donald Trump uses every last ounce of willpower to keep his tiny hands off his phone and abstain from tweeting for 24 hours.
John: The president hasn't tweeted for over a day now. I guess there's no fake news today.
Jill: Happy Tweetless Day!
Let’s go to the locker room, it’s national locker room day!
All Kira's are celebrated on this day for their beauty and kindness.
Since it is national Kira Day you should show everyone how bad you are.
August 5th is National Road Head Day
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Show your man your appreciation in the best way possible.
Her: Wanna go for a drive?
Him: Wanna try road head?
Her: Oh yeah, it’s August 5th…National Road Head Day 🤤🤤🤤
It's national 'Give Your Friend Thats A Girl Ur Hoodie Day’ starting on the 1st of January!
National Give Your Friend Thats A Girl Ur Hoodie Day!
The 28th of November it's Beat Up D4C Day, it requires to beat up a person with the name 'D4C'
Dude: "yo dude it's Beat Up D4C Day! GET THE FUCK OVER HERE"
D4C: "FUCK NO N O N O"
Plymouth Rock Day is the 2nd Monday in February when all females are required to give blowjobs before 2pm or be punched in the face. Originates from a whore named Plymouth who loved to give blowjobs, often being rewarded with phrases like "Wow Plymouth, you rock!"
Can't wait for Plymouth Rock Day. Hope I don't get that snaggle toothed bitch again