thorned up

Thorned up: like you're thirsty and horny, a state of sexual arousal that just won't go away, and you're all worked up and hot.

"he was so thorned up he jacked off like 5 times today"

"Fuck man, im hella thorned up right now"

"He's been all thorned up acting hella thirsty"

"i've been hard all day, damn I'm feelin thorned up"

wrapping up

another word for finish

Team Cherry is wrapping up Hollow Knight: Silksong.

Bagel Pick-Me-Up

When you out a bagel around your dick and the bagel picks up the sperm that is excerpted out of your urethra.

Mom: What is this Johnny
Johnny: That’s my Bagel Pick-Me-Up, it happens when I can’t keep my pants up

up right down down down

Also stylized as ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️.

Originates from Helldivers 2, where the player calls in stratagems like teammate respawns, resupply drops and heavy ordinance using sequence of arrow key inputs.

"Up Right Down Down Down" is the code for the Eagle 500kg Bomb airstrike, one of the most widely used stratagems for it's devastating effect on most enemies. Gained popularity from its appearance in reaction images, implying a reaction to something so heinous, vile, or disgusting you would airstrike the dogshit out of it.

Alice: Maybe we should leave the Terminids alone, we have a lot more in common that we think!
Bob: You're a bug sympathizer? Not gonna sugarcoat it: Up Right Down Down Down.

stim up

shooting heroin

ayo did you hear? ben ellerker used to stim up

Mashed Up Monkey

Put a banana in a sock, mash it up and put it in microwave for 20seconds. When done put it over your penis and start masturbating.
(20 secs only so you dont burn your knob)

I'm going yo get home and have a mashed up monkey

i am breaking up with you

when a girls says this shes a thot and a bich

girl:i am breaking up with you

boy: ok thot