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Having intercourse with someone with the initials R, P or J in such close proximity to your bestfriends sleeping arrangements that they cannot avoid hearing her moans and his whimpers and subsequently masturbate to it
Man, I couldn't control that dirty mayleth I had lastnight.
When a big black guy fucks you relentlessly
Black guy :ready ?
You: for a dirty hatim damn straight I am
When a girl loves coconuts and boobs
Are you the type of person to be a Dirty Ilyanna??
Same as a normal sock surprise, however, it is done with a used sock and going commando. The resulting odor can be used as either an aphrodisiac or as a way to disorientate your new friend.
guy 1: Did you pull off that sock surprise last night?
guy 2: You bet!...but I did a dirty sock surprise. As soon as I pulled that magic out and she caught a whiff, it was as if candles lit the room and kenny g played played a single breath solo...she didn't care about the size of my penis anymore, love was in the air!
The beautiful one who’s always on point and never dirty.
Dirty Najm is great.
The sexual act of farting directly in someone's eye. (Tonometer is the tool used by eye doctors to test for glaucoma by emitting a puff of air on the ocular surface)
"I got pink eye. I bet it was from when that bitch gave me a dirty tonometer."