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When you're so board that you start typing on both sides of the keyboard 1 key on each side until you're head explodes.
You: *ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA on keyboard*
Keyboard: 1/2.3,4m5n6b7v8c9x0z-a=spdofiguhyjtkrle;w'q
You: Wow , I have no life.
A sexual maneuver in which the male/female who is performing this technical/magnificent act, uses a prime number of digits (3) from one hand to pleasure a female recipient. The pointer (index) finger is used in correlation with the middle (digitus medius) finger, as both are to be inserted into the vaginal cavity of aforementioned recipient. Digit #3 is your pinky (baby) finger, which will be used to"fullfil" the final structural component required to accomplish this maneuver. All three digits are to be placed INSIDE the predetermined placement points (PPP), simultaneously. Once you feel like all three digits have been properly placed, you can move on to the next phase of the maneuver. Slowly move your digits in a thrusting, in-and-out motion. This is the basic movement used to achieve the pinnacle of pleasure (POP). Any additional choreography is to be used at your own discretion. Note: some form of water/silicone based lubricant is not a mandatory requirement, but does come as a recommendation. This maneuver could also be called "The Shocker." Not to be mistaken for "The Spocker" or "The Show Stopper."
Me: "I overheard a college kid yesterday that said, 'Ya bro, 2 in the pink 1 in the stink, ha ha ha ha ha ha.'"
Co-worker: "Ha ha ha ha ha ha."
Me: "That's what I said! I can't believe all the nasty things people do in the sack."
Co-worker: "No kidding."
Me: "I'm going to try it on Felicia tonight."
(Moment of silence)
Both: "Ha ha ha ha ha ha."
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1- Impossibly Ugly- Nobody is this ugly
2- Lowest Ugly- Very Very Ugly. Only about 1-2 percent of the population is this ugly
3- Plain Ugly- Someone who was born ugly
4- Unattractive- someone who is still ugly but not horrendously ugly.
5- Average- someone who is neither ugly or attractive and just “fits in”
6- Slightly Above Average- someonewho you aren’t necessarily attracted to but is above what is considered average.
7- Cute/ adorable- No Major Features but is still attractive. Mildly Attractive
8- Good Looking/ Pretty- Someone most people would consider attractive. They have a nice face, and are relatively in shape.
8.5- Handsome/ Beautiful- Almost Everone agrees they are attractive and are genetically blessed. They are basically very good looking. Someone that is/ looks like they should model are in this category.
9- Hot- someone you’d want to smash in an instant. They have a banging body, and a handsome/ beautiful face. A nine can become an 8.5 if they stop working out.
9.1- 9.9- Gorgeous- This person has 99 percent of everything going for them. These are usually pagent girls, or the male equivalent. They scream HOTTTT, and are so desirable. Just like a 2, very very few people can be in this category.
10- Perfection- Something that is possible unlike a 1, and has the same physical traits as a 9.9 but are super sweet, loyal, and not a gold digger.
The 1-10 rating scale is all subjective, as beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
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The shit of the internet, which is ironic because the video is about two girls eating shit.
Charlie: "Hey Susan come and watch 2 girls 1 cup with me"
Susan: "Omg my eyes! CHARLIE! WTF??"
Charlie: "I know right? look at the immensity of that shit...even i can't shit like that..amazing!"
Susan: "I think I'm gonna barf"
Charlie: "HOLD IT, LET ME GET THE CAMERA! I'LL CALL IT...'1 GIRL 1 TOILET BOWL'"
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The most beautiful steam locomotive ever built. Its currently being restored by Reading Blue Mountain & Northern RR. They say it is going to be back on the rails this spring of 2021. It will be a great thing to see and I recommend going and watching it. BUT BE WARNED!!!! Every foamer in the world will be trying to get there to see it. Meaning that you might get mobbed by raging foamers trying to beat you up with there tripods! If you like the locomotives current color too bad because by the time it gets to its destination it will be in a full white paint scheme from all the foaming railfans that couldn't help but cum on it. If you want to be nice and get on the good side of the foamers just make sure to ask everyone you meet "WHERE IS NRFF"! That should get you on everyone's good side
Foamer: dddid you hhhear that Reading T-1 2102 is being rererestored!
Normal Railfan: Yes, That's great!
Foamer: OMG i'm gonna have to bring a extra pair of pants so I don't have to walk around with jizz in my pants!
Normal Railfan: Whatever you fucking Foamer!
The Sacred Six is a game played whilst ganjing between two or more ganjsters. The game consists of five components: the Act, the Call, the Elaboration Approval, the Explanation, and the Answer. The players include the “Actor”, and the “Callers”.
The Actor is a player who decides to “pull” one of the Sacred Six. The Caller(s) are the remaining players left ganjing and are assigned the duty to recognise and identify which one of the Sacred Six has been pulled by the Actor.
The Sacred Six components are the following:
• Occasional Fuckery – A very in depth and elaborate “headfuck” whereby the Actor performs a well-orchestrated ruse to completely manipulate and shock the would-be Caller/Callers.
E.g. There are 5 pre rolled joints and after smoking 3 a player would recognise an opportune moment to “pull” an Occasional Fuckery. Said player would then assume responsibility of the Actor and claim that there is only 1 more joint left, to the shock of the other players involved (now the possible Callers).
• Trollin’ – An absurd and ridiculous statement, comment or question that has the sole intention to evoke a reaction, similar to the Internet troll. As a rule of thumb, Trollin’ is generally called by the Caller far earlier than an Occasional Fuckery.
E.g. Claiming to not feel the effects of the ganj whilst quite obviously doing something only a ganjed cunt would do.
*After having smoked 3/5 joints*
Jake - "Bro there's only one jay left"
Nilz - "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh" *whilst pointing*
Jake - *Smiles and points back approvingly*
Nilz - "Hmmm... Occasional Fuckery!!!"
Jake - "Well played you ganjster"
EXAMPLE OF THE SACRED SIX (PT 1)
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