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Meaning to be serious about a subject previously spoken of in a conversation
That dude was packin' heat last night, I'm dead-ass, man.
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n. Anal sex. Putting the male genitalia into a male or female butthole.
Johnny likes doggie, reverse cowboy and to ass can when getting his rocks off with Jill.
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A large, pronounced layer of fat under the chin. Similar to a double chin but not anywhere near the girth. Usually found on men, sometimes women. Can be the result of excessive partying/alcohol consumption, over-eating or just being a fat waste. Has a tendency to strike men named Chris during college years.
Jek Porkins of Star Wars: A New Hope has the biggest boston ass I have ever seen. Kevin from The Office is a close second.
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when a guy moons someone and the other person can see his nuts hangin down, so it looks like ass nuts
did you see joey's ass nuts when he mooned us?
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Shorthand for the full expression of, "Your ass is grass, and I'm the lawnmower!"
Implies that the person making the statement has directed certain doom of one sort or another on the person to whom the statement is directed. When the shorthand is used, it simply means that the person is doomed, has made an unrecoverable critical error or has otherwise made a mistake that puts ones own life, freedom or choices at some degree of peril, which is not necessarily always or even most times fatal. When the full statement is used from one person to another, it also means that the person making the statement believes with a high degree of confidence that s/he has total control or domination over the person to whom the statement was directed. Examples of this in society and popular culture include authority figures such as parents, military officers, etc.
The notion that "ass is grass" has anything to do with post-death bodily decay and/or fertilizer is a misdirected urban legend by pompous buffoons trying to impress someone with a creative but ultimately false etymology.
Parent to child: "If I catch you with pot in the house, your ass is grass and I'm the lawnmower."
Child to friend: "Oh man. I got three Fs on my report card. When my dad hears about this, my ass is grass."
Child to friend: "My parents said I'd be grounded if I didn't bring my math grade up from a C to a B."
Friend: "What'd you get?"
Child, pausing: "An F."
Friend: "Sounds like your ass is grass."
Husband to wife's lover, while picking up bludgeoning weapon, after finding wife and the other man in bed: "Your ass is grass and I'm the lawnmower."
Kid playing video game who just lost his last 'life point'. "Aw, my ass is grass."
Military drill sergeant to troops: "Move scumbags! Move, move MOVE! Didn't you hear me, Jones? I said move, and when I say move, you move, and you move NOW or your ass is grass, and I'm the lawnmower, do you understand that Jones?"
Jones, ideally while MOVING NOW: "Sir, yes, sir!"
Driver seeing sirens in the rear mirror, muttering to self. "My ass is grass."
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A fat angry man who has the same body composition of, and design as an M1A1 Abrams battle tank. Except without workable treads. Has sat on the same pillow for the past ten years, contact will cause pink eye.
Spends his time eating mostly TV dinners and small children.
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The posture assumed while walking with a raw, sore ass as a result of going several days without bathing.
"Man, by the end of that camping trip I had a major case of crow-ass!"
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