A big booty DILF Daddy who dominates a bitch with a 9 inch dick. Usually does sports and is naturally athletic with the advantage of his third leg. If you go out with a guy named Christian, BACKS WILL BE BROKEN
Christian is BIG
A guy who buys too many YEEZYS and the complains about his wife’s Amazon shopping
Christian buys too many YEEZYs
Christian is a boy who dated a girl but she was a hoe and he is very freaky and weird and he might be a hoe too who knows🤷🏽 ♀️
Christian idk
A dude who usually plays a sport like lacrosse. He has a million girls fawning over him and nobody really knows why. He can’t make a decision to save his life, and is commonly caught between two people (his side chics? you’ll never know). Most of the time he is into a close female friend who may or may not be sleeping with him.
“I think i’m starting to like Christian”
“You know he’s talking to his best friend”
Christian is a type person who very caring,smart, funny , and handsome. Christian gets all the girls and doesn't realize how good looking he is and mostly doubt his own looks. He apologized for almost every single thing because he worried about hurting others and always think of others over himself. He prioritized his well being for sake of others. He a very good friend who takes care of everyone and everyone wants to be his friend!
"Christian is such an wonderful person"
Christian in a little bit of everything. He's sweet, but he's a bitch. He's supportive but he's also an egotistical piece of shit. But no matter what he is, he is everything to you and you know you can never let him go. Christian is also extremely creative. He's an amazing writer and comes up with some of the best lines you've ever heard. Christian is also an overthinker. He's been hurt and hurt people too many times so now he's scared of love. He's scared of you. He's scared of breaking you or being broken by you. But still, Christian is everything.
P.S. What he wrote was about you and you know it.
Is that guy gay?
Oh, no that's just Christian.
Very unique, one of the most special humans on earth. Everybody adores him but he doesn't see. He might seem selfish sometimes, cuz he is, but he makes up for it on every possible way. He always get's hell a lot Very loyal, funny and he'll make you feel happy.
"What do you think about him?"
"Christian? You should keep him. There are just a few of him in the world"