When a Jewish individual has a slight creasing in the genitalia area due to too tight of gym shorts.
Person #1: look at that little fucker with a big moose knuckle!
Person #2 Hey look at that! It seems to be the outline of a slightly burnt bagel. He’s a dirty jew! Lets get our banks back! That’s a Jew knuckle!!
A term you use when you find out New Jersey’s population has 600,000 jews
Jew Jersey…
A variation of Freeze tag where three people play as children one person a rabbi and one person a priest. The priest molests the children making them freeze, the rabbi unfreezes them and the children have try not to get molested
Jews vs Catholics was my favorite game growing up
A Bird-Jew is a Jew that flies high above the clouds and hides his sheckles in the crevices between mountain peeks. Bird-Jew’s are very rare and are said to swoop down upon unsuspecting travelers and steal their money.
I didn’t even see that damn Bird-Jew coming!
Any employment of a woman in the workforce.
Andy: Jane, nice to see you how are the kids?
Jane: Good!They're in Jew daycare during the week while I slave away for the man.
The idea of hiring someone to do a job and they feel they should be compensated far more than what the job would commonly pay.
"Yo Larry cut my lawn for a 10 bone" Naw fuck that give me 50 homie" What the fuck? Yo I ain't asking for jew work.