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Jordaned

To look common sense in the face, and doing the opposite. To be given the answer and not realizing it.

Today at work, I Jordaned the shit out assignment I was given. I didn't realize there was a second page to the report, and missed what I needed to do

by Sage on the stage October 14, 2021


Luca Jordan-Viera

Luca is a depressed person

Luca Jordan-Viera was depressed for the 10th time that day

by Mr Picekle October 19, 2020


Jordan 2024

Should be next to become president! Not only is he smart, but he is smart! He is also rich and plays video games, which will make gamers happy too!

Guy 1: Dude, vote Jordan 2024! He's gonna save us all!
Guy 2: Yeah! I voted him like 10 times, because he's just too good!
Jordan: Hey! Wanna play some games?
Guy 1 & 2: OMFDYFSUIDOHCSIPCOACOPSJAPCP

by Jordan Ched November 4, 2020


Le Jordan Shaker

Le Jordan Shaker Est Une Dance Pratiquées Chez Les Nécromanciens
Pour Glorifié Jordan Le Nécromancien avec sa grosse tête cubique là
Bref Voici Un Exemple

Le Jordan Shaker Oe!1!1!1!1!1!!1
bouge ton fessier!!!!!

by Trueyyy December 7, 2022


jordan bell

The common nickname for a younger man otherwise known as a pleb

"I met someone who reminds me of a jordan bell, he was such a pleb! "

by aarrbb December 10, 2017


Maminho Jordan

A more lowkey heteronymous of Fernando Pessoa, a great Portuguese poet.

Ex: O ano da morte de Maminho Jordan.

by greatpoets July 5, 2021


Jordan bates

A big black curry muncher.

You look like a Jordan bates.

by Jordanlikeskids May 28, 2024