A "Messy Kyle" is an order at a Washington Diner wherein if you order the "Messy Kyle" the cook "Rusty" will take you in the back and drown you in 16 metric fucktons of maple-flavoured bacon grease while calling you "Kyle".
Customer: Can I get a "Messy Kyle"?
*muffled sounds of beating and dragging can be heard*
AIDAN HARTMANS BESTFRIEND she is the most caring bitch you’ll ever meet in your entire life and you’ll never find anyone more real. She has her period every two weeks she is a sexy sister and everyone loves her. She has a boyfriend so go suck on sum🤷 ♀️
Kylee Devine is hot
A fucking big ass ape creature that walks around with no pants on.
Kyle newman is gay
A fucking weird ass creature that walks around with no pants on.
Kyle newman is gay
Kyle Rose Young: A very kind boio who helps his friends get through the hard times in life, but still acts like a dumbass with good grade..... Also plays soccer.
Wow he’s such a Kyle Rose Young
Friend 1: Kyle cotnam is my goalie
Friend 2: oh shit