nut sack

A sack of nuts. There are many types of nuts, such as coconuts, peanuts, almonds, cashews, and you can actually collect and carry the nuts around in a special bag called a nut sack. Once you're ready to eat them, you can also stick the nuts into your mouth! But be careful, you might choke!

"I brought my nut sack to work yesterday."
"Where is it? Can I see?"

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Coco-nut

(n)- A member of late-night comedian/talk host Conan O'Brien's devout nomadic following. At the time of the infamous The Tonight Show fracas, they flocked to Universal Media Studios to protest in O'Brien's favor, sporting signs, slogans, and Coco-inspired hairdos that hilariously did not match their bodies.

No longer on the endangered species list, we fully expect the Coco-nuts to naturally rejoin the ecosystem with O'Brien's impending re-debut in late night.

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Bust a Nut

Adopted definition: To cum
Alternate adopted definition: To either fall on something that squishes your balls or to have something hit you right in the crotch

You and your friend are hanging out. Your friend was sitting on a tree branch and you pulled the tree branch down. When you let go, it flung him up and he landed back on it painfully. your friend now says, "I think I just bust a nut" as he slowly falls off the branch

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Charlesworth Nuts

The act of inserting your testicles inside of a vagina

Brook: "So, anything happen after you left the club with that girl last night?"
Michael: "Not much, just gave her the Charlesworth Nuts"

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Nutted myself

To experience something so orgasmic one ejaculates themselves.

That corvette was badass. I think I nutted myself when it pulled up.

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Brown Nut

1. The act in which a man attempts to place one or both of his gonads into his own anus.

2. Any man who attempts the above action.

1. I caught Dave in the bathroom brown nutting.

2. Dave is a complete brown nut.

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Nut in a rut

When you ejaculate into a stalk of celery to give to your significant other enjoy as a healthy zero calorie snack (due to the fact that celery has negative calories)

Hey you hungry? I just made some nut in a rut

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