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Common trickery, usually satisfying at a hotel, when a person defecates into a pillowcase just before bailing out resulting in a very disgruntled housekeepers hand.
We were still laughing an hour after Ralphard gave the housekeeper the old hot pocket.
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When a large group of men (or women) zip multiple sleeping bags together and sleep in a confined space together.
Caleb: Hey, it's getting cold in here. Wanna stay warm with an Illinois Hot Pocket?
Robbie: Of course, I'm always up for an Illinois Hot Pocket!
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when you have sex with a country girl after a long day of work on a ranch/farm
Billy felt up for an Alabama hot pocket, but I don't like the salty taste.
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Verb.
A fecal sex act in which one partner, gender non specific, defecates into the vaginal cavity of a female lover and proceeds to enter the party with either their penis, or a penile substitute.
We all boil at different degrees. - Emerson
Steve Watanabe: Ken! Have you heard the word around the watercooler?
Ken Watanabe: You mean about the senior VP of proselytizing giving his secretary a mexican hot pocket in the video conferencing lab? Yeah - but I have to admit, bro, I don't know what that means.
Steve Watanabe: It's basic - what it means is, he took a deuce in her nethers, then charged in full speed ahead. If you get my drift.
Ken Watanabe: ... I'll never be able to handle a memo from him again.
Steve Watanabe: Don't be such a wimp - at least he's not a furry.
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the art of seperating the vagina lips and taking a shat and a piss inside (and possibly having sex with it afterwards)
Josh gave a massive boston hot pocket to that chick!
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A non sequitur mumbled to you by Greenpeace pamphleteers after you refuse them a cigarette.
Hey, you dropped your pocket.
::angry, confused stair::
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Two men and one woman involved. The woman shits on one guys dick and he uses it as lubricant to anal fuck the second guy and right before ejaculation he put his dick in girls mouth blows his load.
Sarah Tom and mark made a Hoosier hot pocket last night after eating curry chicken and Indian buffet
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