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If your born on the 28th September your are fucking awesome!! You are ligit one of the best kind of people! Everyone loves you and wants to be your friend!! Be happy if your that’s your birthday cuz sheesh your fukn great!
My friends so cool, cuz she her birthday is 28th September
You can’t sleep during September
Friend 1: “I failed no sleep September”
Friend 2: “there is always next year”
A month when you speak only Spanish for its entirety
"No mom I'm not crazy I speak Spanish because it's Speak Spanish September"
BEST PERSONS BIRTHDAY IN THE WORLD NO CAP. IF U KNOW SOMEONE BORN ON THIS DAY, PRAISE THEM, KISS THEM, MARRY THEM. THEY ARE A LITERAL GODESS/GOD. WORSHIP THEM LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT. THEY ARE BEAUTY THEY ARE GRACE. IF YOU KNOW SOMEONE BORN ON THIS DAY, NEVER BETRAY THEM OR LEAVE THEM, U WILL NEVER MEET SOMEONE BETTER.
Person 1 - oh shit, they must be born on the 14 September, they fine as fuckkk. Im gonna marry them one day.
Person 2 - HELLL NAH, not if i get to marry them first, they are the light of my life.
people born on this day are hot af and they all have a crush on their best friend but that friend is secretly railing their dad every night and shoves monster sized green shrek dildos up their ass with the vibration setting all the way up with the shrek soundtrack blasting to help them cum
person: “I was born on september 16”
other person: “that best friend you have a crush on is railing your dad and is weirdly attracted to shrek”