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a person that has money or i high or a war lord or likes coke or meth or just wants to live
Similar to dog rooter- one who does little to no work and instead prefers to fuck goats
“Why didn’t you finish that job Edward? Too busy fuckin’ goats eh? You’re a goat rooter”
Distant cousin of the “Billy Goat”. Johnny Goats are extremely agile creatures and use their front hooves exceptionally well. Native to the streets of Youngstown, Ohio. Diet primarily consists of poultry
The Johnny Goat was arrested for TUI, trotting under the influence.
Lilou the goat is literally the goat of them all, really cool slang for a cool people, thinks she's Asa Mitaka when in reality she's just a bit incel and sad hopeless romantic little silly goofy girl.
"Wow that's Lilou the Goat! literally an incel, but she's so cool tho she's literally Asa Mitaka."
When your fucking a goat in the ass and you bust a nut and that shit comes spilling out.
"i fucked that goat, helga, so hard she squirted brown goat cheese"
Soaking in a tub of oats, either over night oats, or instant - and feeling such immense pleasure from the experience one starts bleating like a goat, thereby becoming an oat goat.
The man soaked in his tub, filled to the brim with Quaker oats. He felt it in his body, his mind, and in his soul. He started bleating in pleasure, he was now an oat goat.