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piss the bark off a tree

To pee so hard you could take the bark off of a tree

When I was young, I could piss the bark off a tree.”

by CharlieAlpha November 13, 2022


TREE-LOVING

when you and your friends plant a tree branch in the ground and then take turns pissing on it.

me and my friends went tree-loving last night.

by the swiss piss September 29, 2018


Grip N' Rip Tree Removal

A small but reliable tree removal company located in Northern Michigan USA.

Mark: "We really need to get that tree removed!"
Lisa: "Yeah, I'll call Grip N' Rip Tree Removal in the morning."
Mark: "Good idea, they are affordable and efficient!"

by gripnrip May 11, 2023


tree-on-a-hill

the appearance of a bum mid-fart, creating the look of a tree between two hills from a rotated perspective

tezza: oh my god! did that dude just fart?

grace: woah no way, he did. total tree-on-a-hill!

tezza: ew

by tezza and grace June 12, 2024


Tree Milk

Tree milk = tree sap

Idk how I can be any clearer

Damn look at that Tree Milk over there

by Trooke UwU September 13, 2020


Planting the Fig Tree

The action of inserting one's erect penis in to the anus of their partner

"Yeah man, I totally planted the fig tree in her last night"
"If I'm lucky I'll be planting the fig tree tonight"

by AntiCommunistAction April 9, 2021


Tree-tard

A degrading or endearing term for lumberjacks and foresters, usually directed towards students who know way too much about dendrology

"Hey, look at all the tree-tards walking to lumberjack class"

by TimberJack26 September 11, 2023