To pee so hard you could take the bark off of a tree
“When I was young, I could piss the bark off a tree.”
when you and your friends plant a tree branch in the ground and then take turns pissing on it.
me and my friends went tree-loving last night.
A small but reliable tree removal company located in Northern Michigan USA.
Mark: "We really need to get that tree removed!"
Lisa: "Yeah, I'll call Grip N' Rip Tree Removal in the morning."
Mark: "Good idea, they are affordable and efficient!"
the appearance of a bum mid-fart, creating the look of a tree between two hills from a rotated perspective
tezza: oh my god! did that dude just fart?
grace: woah no way, he did. total tree-on-a-hill!
tezza: ew
Tree milk = tree sap
Idk how I can be any clearer
“Damn look at that Tree Milk over there”
The action of inserting one's erect penis in to the anus of their partner
"Yeah man, I totally planted the fig tree in her last night"
"If I'm lucky I'll be planting the fig tree tonight"
A degrading or endearing term for lumberjacks and foresters, usually directed towards students who know way too much about dendrology
"Hey, look at all the tree-tards walking to lumberjack class"