Sticky toffee apple

When a Caucasian man does a man with a toffee complexion up the arse until his anus prolapses and bleeds. The Caucasian man then cums on the prolapsed anus, and it becomes I sticky.

Illigitimate son: Daddy, can I have a sticky toffee apple?
Daddy: *Instructions not clear* *anus prolapsed*

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Catching the apple in mid-air

Saving yourself or something from the downfall
through an act of sheer awesomeness.
Derived from Newton's legendary apple that fell on his head

She thought he was an idiot, but he was catching the apple in mid-air by revealing that he could cough out little balls of fur

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A zebra doesn't eat apples

"A zebra doesn't eat apples" is a saying that means something along the lines of cut the crap.

Guy: Hey, guess what. I slept with your sister last night
Guy2: Oh shut up, a zebra doesn't eat apples.

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Few apples short of a fruitcake

Someone/something below standards.

When someone is a complete asshole, with no real motive.

Same as:
Few fries short of a happy meal
Few yards short of a first down

I asked my boss for my first raise in two years, and he said I deserved it, but I wouldn't get it. He's either a total ass, or a few apples short of a fruitcake.

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How d'ya like dem apples?

A good phrase for rubbing salt in to the wound. To add insult to injury.

(James has just won Guess Who 5-0)

James: how d'ya like dem apples?

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How you like dem apples

A phrase that basically means "How do you like that" in a way that will piss someone off, usually used by a nerd.

Bill: I win wooot! How you like dem apples?

Jake:.......

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Pen-pinapple-apple-pen

PEN PINAPPLE APPLE PEN is a meme that is one of the greatest things ever

The funniest meme is pen-pinapple-apple-pen, I love it!

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