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air krill

If you see someone walking around with their mouth wide open, a vacant expression on their face, you can bet they're just feeding: sifting air krill.

The Denny's patron appeared to be sifting air krill, but it was possible he was only yawning.

by CptCliche June 3, 2011


air balance

A pseudo-trade that lies only a few steps above sorcery and alcoholism. Your typical air balancer has his head up his ass and takes his field way too seriously.

“This work order looks like creative writing. How do you even balance air? Let’s ask the air balance tech for a walk trough. Has anyone seen him?

by Weirdowithabeardo1111 April 4, 2018


air squad

A group of 2 or more wingmen used to occupy several friends of the girl you are trying to approach. Each wingman engages a separate adversary in an attempt to get you more face time with the girl you are actually interested in.

Air squad form up! Formation flying wedge!

by hip-old-guy January 17, 2015


air squirter

A pneumatic blow nozzle used for cleaning parts and whatever application in which discharging air from an enclosed, pressurized vessel into the open atmosphere is beneficial to accomplishing a predetermined task.

You better shut the fuck up before I jam an air squirter up your ass and blow your fucking guts out!

by hahahaha, your face February 23, 2012


Air jerking

Shaking your smart watch or phone to mimic movement so you don’t actually need to move

I didn’t close my rings today so I’ll just sit here air jerking while I finish my Cheetos

by Sister Wives April 7, 2021


air horse

The act of pretending to ride a horse. A horse that isn’t there, made out of thin air.

Show me your air horse.
Jordan was riding an air horse at that party last night, she must have been wasted.

by kangawallafox69 December 7, 2020


straight air

When someone, usually performing a sport such as skiing or skating, catches air and does not perform a trick or grab of any sort. Just a straight up air. If you don't flap your arms around madly and you don't land like a boner (see LINE Traveling Circus, Style Coach) it can sometimes look kind of cool.

Zach had mad steez on skis even while performing a straight air.

by YodaTheJedi February 12, 2014