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A angel sent from God who is 69 years old lives in Minnesota and weighs 69,069,069,069,069,069,069,069,069,069 pounds and has 69 children but sadly his oldest daughter was killed of because she didn't meet the thiccness standards because she was slim thicc and weighed only 69,000 pounds, but besides that we all know big chungus is #thiqqq and #god
Wow big chungus is #thiqqq and #god and I #want #to #date #him
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1- Someone that pretends they dont know their friends anymore when they get around "more important" people. The Big Leaguer is a cool guy when no one else is around, but when its time to roll to the big city, you are no longer important or significant what so ever. The big leaguer will shit right on you on not even notice he is doing it.
We went to NY and it was all good until Scott Stephens started big leaguing us at the ESPN zone and then at his creepy loser friend's apartment. Man, i thought that guy had our backs but all he is is a Big Leaguer!
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an affliction that occurs when one becomes so drunk that one eye closes half way while the other remains open. This usually occurs near the end of the night, just before passing out.
A: ZOMG, Joe is puking everywhere!
B: Yeah, I knew he was shwasted. He had the big eye at nine o'clock
Joe: Bllaaah Blaahhhh, Oh man I can't stop puking everywhere
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Our lord and savior, without the legendary B I G N I G G A, we would be dead!
Kevin: HOLY SHIT DAN I JUST LEAPED IN FRONT OF A TRAIN AND DIDN’T DIE!
Dan: That’s because Big Nigga was by your side my bro
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Man, doesn't Katy Perry have the best big balloons?!
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He's a rich fellow who plays a mean recorder. Wears gold sunglasses and has a chain necklace that strikes fear into the hearts of his enemies.
"Did you hear? Big money is in town!"
"Uh oh better not get him angry or he'll murder us with that recorder"
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