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a carnivorous rodent composed of human snot. it is an extremely dangerous creature, mainly because it can skeletonize a human being in less than a minute. it can also take the form of any living being. that's why tom cruise is in existence.
my best freind was eaten by a flesh eating snot weasel.
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“I like girls that eat carrots” -Louis Tomlinson
Meaning “I like girls who like blowjobs”
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Louis: I like girls who eat carrots...
Niall: 😂*WTF*
Liam: *you like girls????*
Zayn: *did you say girls??????*
Harry: 👁👄👁*girls?!?!?!?!*
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A sexual carnival of sorts in which a gentleman performs oral sex on no fewer than 3 different ladies in the same room no more than a minute apart. Used especially in reference to particularly sloppy oral sex, as an actual pie eating contest generally results in a messy face.
May also refer to a situation in which several men perform oral sex on several women, with or without switching partners.
When the fraternity invited the neighboring sorority over for the first party of the semester, it only took 20 minutes and 2 kegs to turn the living room into a Belgian Pie Eating Contest.
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The month of September is dedicated to raising awareness to the art of eating ass and the joys of having your booty ate like groceries
Wow I'm really excited to teach at this new seminar for ass eating awareness month
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They are not actual humans, they are fucking rabbits, don’t trust a girl who says that they eat carrots, because girls hate carrots
Fucking run if you meet girls who eat carrots, bunnies only eat carrots
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I phrase invented by the buffet restaurant business. In an attempt to fool you into eating less they have switched from the challenge "all you can eat" to a pussy "all you care to eat" phrase to describe the buffet.
Welcome to our all you care to eat buffet, where we've taken all the fun out of stuffing your fat face.
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eat tortilla chip vertically and suffer