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A complete shithead who's incredibley boring and fat. "Two pants" refers to the fact that they have to wear to pairs of pants to contain their fatness. "Joe" refers to how boring said person is, topping off their already irritating demeanor.
Hey, that guy over there is such a Two Pants Joe.
Loose fitting clothing to enable one to jerk off whilst fully clothed.
Dude came running out of his house wearing his favorite jerk off pants.
An exclamation said when something goes wrong.
Lydia: We ran out of whales.
Valerie: Rats in my pants!
A figure of speech suggesting that a person is ‘turned on’ and wants to have sex.
Hell yeah, it was pretty obvious you had a tiger in your pants!
The act of poking your bosses pants with pinky finger and or half chub on purpose or by accident
Hey man I’m just poking your pants
Pants-Shitting Rock is rock n' roll music that is just so outstandingly fantastic that one shits theirs and their friend's pants simultaneously.
The concert was so fan-fucking-tastic that it was Pants-Shitting Rock.
After a first date with a woman, your friends asks how the date went and then asks did you punch her in the pants