The best and the worst invention of humanity.
Where you can find almost infinite knowledge, generosity and entertainment but at the same time almost infinite misinformation, hatefulness and massive waste of time.
Person 1 : Hey there dude! How you doing?
Person 2 : Great! What have you done today my friend?
Person 1 : I watched stupid videos on Internet...
Person 2 : WHAT?! All day long?
Person 1 : Yeah I know...
Person 2 : Don't worry, same for me...
The most beautiful and the worst invention of humanity. An infinite source of knowledge, generosity and entertainment, but also disinformation, hatred and astronomical waste of time.
Friend : What did you do today, dude?
Me : I watched useless videos on Internet...
Friend : WHAT!? All day long?
Me : ... yes ...
Friend : It's alright dude I did the same...
The thing you are fucking on right now
Dude: what are you doing bro?
Me: oh I am searching for the meaning of the word internet, ON the FUCKING internet.
its what you are on right now, its the place where you get everything from memes to news and much more
yo the internet is so lit bro
The world's largest repository of pornographic content.
Check out this sweet porn I found on the Internet!
What are you, an idiot? "Hmmm... yes, the floor here is made out of floor..."
Some smartass: 'I went on the internet to look up the word "Internet" on the Urban Dictionary'
Some other smartass: 'Dude thats so cool! Next time try to look up the word "dictionary" in a dictionary'