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Jack Harlowed

When your ass gets slapped so hard that a hand print is left behind, as in the song lyrics in Industry Baby - β€œsent her back to her boyfriend with my hand print on her ass cheek”

I got jack harlowed by my hinge date last night

by mellyrock October 13, 2021

21πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


jack session

word used in the car business when a customer "jacks you off" and wastes your time and doesnt buy a car.

person 1: "do you got a deal with those people"?
person 2: " nah, that was a total jack session"!

by bslack November 26, 2008

26πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


uncle jack

Another name for Jack Daniels. Also used as a family member to a drunk.

"Goddammned, Uncle Jack Really Obliterated My Ass Last Night!"

"Jason and I Drank A Whole handle of Good Ole' Uncle Jack Last Night!"

by Neely December 13, 2004

26πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


jack shit

having absolutly nothing.

"I don't own jack shit!!!"

by PotatoChip May 30, 2003

88πŸ‘ 54πŸ‘Ž


jacks head

a simile to refer to a large object

the size of the mountain i climbed it was almost the size of jacks head!

by tonto ya mad daftyz July 21, 2010

24πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


cracka jack

Cracka jack is the word used whilst wanna-be gangsta' caucasians address each other in a conversation.

Yo' cracka jack!
What up cracka jack!?

by Caucizzlin' Freaky Cool Man November 8, 2006

25πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


Jack Hoffa

Jack Hoffa is not a real person (that I know of), but, a slang name signifying "Jack Offer". Although it might remind you of Jimmy Hoffa, the legendary union leader who came up missing and has been mostly presumed to have been killed by the mafia.

PETER: I accidentally walked in on my roomate dude ... Jack Hoffa!

BOBBY: No way!

PETER: Oh my dog! Unfortunately, it is TRUE!

BOBBY: Oh man, how embarassing. What did you do?

PETER: I said, "Hey man, what's ... oh sorry ..." and then I just shut the door, and drove to the mall, and came home real late. And the next morning, we both just acted like it never happened. I've never brought it up, and neither has he.

by Shelly Bozdog June 19, 2006

24πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž