K-Word

That ex girlfriend every guy has that was such manipulative psycho bitch, she made him think he was happy in the worst relationship. Upon looking back on the relationship that was, the guy decides it was so inhumane that the ex girlfriend should not be dignified with a full name, just the first letter so the bros know who he's talking about. The word is only whispered in the belief that as the spawn of Satan, she will hear and appear in the blink of an eye.

"Then after she slapped me and chipped my tooth, I found MYSELF apologizing"

bro- Who the hell was that?

>.> *whisper* "The K-word"

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P-Word

Any claim that can be expressed as negative, thanks to the rule of double negation. This rule states that any proposition P is logically equivalent to not-not-P. Prove P is true and you can prove P is not false.

Example1:
1. If Unicorns had existed, then there is evidence in the fossil record.
2. There is no existence of Unicorns in the fossil record.
3. Therefore, Unicorns never existed.

Example 2:
Jason: 'Hey, did you that Danish and Deriana are dating?'
Ashley: 'how do you know?'
Jason 'Sam told me'
Ashley: 'I don't think so, those two are pranksters. They play mind games and talk shit all the time and no one has actually seen them together. They're cyber bullies that have nothing better to do with their life plus they're both committed to other people, they're just cyber friends'.
Jason: 'IDK
Ashley: 'C'mon, don't be a pussy like Sam and believe everything you hear or read, if you can't prove it, don't presume it'.

Why is it that people insist that you can't prove a negative? I believe it is the result of two things.
1. Disappointment that induction is not bullet proof, airtight and infallible.
2. A desperate desire to keep believing whatever one believes even if all the evidence is against it and not being able to prove that the P-Word is proven to be true.

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Word to the Mom

1. Mom is right
2. I concur with Mom
3. I hate to tell you, but Mom knows best
4. Mom is very wise due to her years of life experience.
5. Give Mom some credit.

Is suitable to be used for all Moms, regardless of race, creed or color.

Little Billy's Mom wouldn't let him jump from the roof into the cactus garden.
Word to the Mom.

At age 30, Sally was tired of hearing her Mom nag her to get a job and move our of the house.
Word to the Mom.

She may be a Mom but she's incredibly smart and deserves our respect.
Word to the Mom.

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Word-Diggity

1. Extremely Awesome, Very In and hip, The Coolest
2. a Person who is very awesome.

1. Dude, That song is word-diggity!!
2. Wow, you are a word-diggity!

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The D-Word

1. Used when you are tryna make a secret diabetes cult without alerting the insulin monsters.

2. The one word that is a safe substitute for diabetes infront of a diabetes child.

1. We need a d-word team Bois.
2. *Playing hangman* I'd like to solve *looks at diabetes child* the d-word is my answer!

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word as a bird

Adj.

Used in describing your 'high.'

N.

Used to indicate your 'high.'

"I'm word as a bird high."
I'm so high.

"I'm word as a bird."
I'm high.

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word son

a phrase signifying somethings high quality and implying ones anticipation of utilizing such a high quality product.

dude #1: yo i got some new trees.
dude #2: are they word son?
dude #1: yeah.
dude #2: word son.

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