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a univeral catch all phrase implying anything from "hey friend" to "yeah right dick-smoker".
1)Phone rings: answer; "yeah guy, whadda up?" (friendly version)
2)Drunk mother fucker rolls up on your back in the beer line and starts talkin about yer lame pole-smoker bullshit: answer; "yeah guy".(step off before somebody loses a beak version)
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An ultra-forgiving and soft-hearted dude --- often a clean-living fellow who is financially-solvent and caring/respectful to everyone, but who seldom is able to "hang on to" a lady for more than a month or two because he is somewhat naive/awkward and/or he simply lacks "hot hunk" appeal --- whom a selfish/irresponsible lady views as merely a "spare tire" --- she keeps "running back to him" over and over again each time her successive brief flings with other guys go sour... like many of the other gals who have briefly dated him, she actually gets along okay with this one particular dude most of the time --- he always treats her with kindness and respect, and he's "always there for her" and helps her out with stuff in her life. But then whenever she meets someone new, she gets all starry-eyed and flippantly brushes off the clueless guy in her eager reckless headlong dash for seemingly greener pastures, but then when the new dude gets fed up with her mindlessly-consumptive ways and/or shallow attitude and goes off in a huff again, she immediately comes bawling and blubbering back to her "original" guy in floods of penitent tears --- "How could I have ever even DREAMED of leaving you? How utterly STUPID of me... you are indeed the best thing that ever happened to me!" (Yeah, sure --- just until she meets somebody else, that is, and then here we go all over again!)
Clueless dude with his heart on his sleeve: I hate being a go-to guy for a lot of the gals I meet... I wanna be one of the "regular tires" on their car, not just the spare donut to rattle around in their trunk and then briefly slap on whenever one of their "regular tires" blows out, and then get casually tossed back into the trunk as soon as another "regular tire" comes along!
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a hot girl must have at least five guys alway's around her giving her attention
Dude you don't wan her she is a 5 guy kind of girl.
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A movie that would normally just interest dating women, but oddly it is attracting dating men too.
Brother, I thought that movie was a chick flick, but I kind of liked it, so we should call it a Guy Flick instead because dudes will like it too.
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When somebody acts/does something which is sooo insane and legendary that no one can question it.
"Yo G, you see Fabian fall?" - T
"yer man, that was legendary..." - C
"Serious Guy" - T
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A landon guy is a young gentleman, usually an aspiring fauxmo, hoping to get a role in the newest bromance blockbuster of the summer.
Did you hear the names of the stars for Brokeback Mountain's sequel "Saddelsore Canyon" Those landon guys are going to play as the two protagonists!
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The act of wiping a booger on someone's ass while having sex with them from behind.
Isaac is the man! He totally gave Chad's sister a little guy and took a picture of it with his cell phone.
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