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faux-mo

(1) a person that identifies as homosexual, yet can be found engaging in sexual activity with the opposite sex, often while exclaiming loudly "it's okay...I'm gay!"
(2) Person of the male sex that portrays strong characteristics of a homosexual male, but is heterosexual, often while exclaiming loudly, "What?! I'm not gay!"

You know, Mathew is such a faux-mo, I totally saw him rubbing Boopie's jubblies behind that dumpster.

by Kumar & Harold September 25, 2008

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faux-mo

When a generation lacking any clear, unique identity attempts (in inconsistant, questionably sincere and argueably futile ways) to label and define itself and/or it's cultural elements. This is generally characterized by a sort of quiet desperation, thinly veiled hostility and confusion.

Related to but not synonymous with post-moderism aka "po-mo."

Excessive use of labels such as "emo" and "goth" is very faux-mo.

by Magdalen W. February 9, 2007

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faux-mo

A straight man who has the behaviors and characteristics similar to a gay man. This individual is extremely flamboyant to the point that everyone assumes he is homosexual, even if they have never actually seen the individual engage in homosexual acts. No one knows whether the kid's pretending or not.

Lucy's dating Tim? I thought he was gay!!! He is such a faux-mo!!

by Confused bystander October 21, 2010

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faux-mo

NOUN: A heterosexual male that embraces a tidy appearance in both grooming and attire.

Former contestants of the reality T.V. show "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" are faux-mo's.

by Nick Colorado February 28, 2010

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faux-mo

A heterosexual man who attempts to pass himself off as a homosexual to lull women into a false sense of security. He then takes full sexual advantage of them at the first opportunity, and blames it on drugs and/or alcohol.

"It turns out Will is a huge Faux-mo. He convinced Natalie that he was gay, then got her drunk and banged her!"

by Johnny_Reb May 19, 2009

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faux-mo

Pronounced FOE-MO. Cheap contemporary artwork that imitates the style of Claude Monet. A painting style that mimics the great Impressionists and relies heavily on idyllic sun-drenched cottages esp. the works of Thomas Kinkade.

I hate the decor at my dentist's office. Strictly faux-mo.

by kaysodowsky May 5, 2008

1๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


faux 'mo'

A man who pretends to be gay, but isn't.

On THREE'S COMPANY, Jack Tripper pretended to be gay. Jack Tripper was a faux 'mo'.

by Montana Man June 17, 2006

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