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Brown Pants Moment

It is characterized by chrushing your sprit when you try on an article that you were excited about and it makes you feel the worst you ever have about yourself in your life.

Anneliese, I'm having a brown pants moment right now.

by wizardingworldpants March 9, 2022


Cry in your pants

Being so excited about something that you cum in your pants excessively.

"Hey Jordan tell me about that new show. I don't know man it's gonna make you cry in your pants"

by jag0041200 October 7, 2011


Silky Bitch Pants

Pants meant for keeping warm prior to sporting events, occasionally worn as pajamas. Known for being extremely comfortable and making a swishing sound when walking around in them.

Damn, I wish I had some silky bitch pants, it's getting chilly outside!

by SWHoll October 6, 2013


bhangra in my pant

Bhangra in your pant is basically a saying of having tingles/ sexual tingles in you private area. Bhangra is a type of brown kids dance where you hop around, thus bhangra in your pant is basically some hopping/jumping around going on in your pant. It's the cool/funny way of saying I'm/you're getting a boner or i'm/you/he's/she's getting wet down there. LOL

Jugjinder: yooooo mannn i saw this super hot girl and i started having bhangra in my pant yoooo!!!
Sukhwinder: what the fuck does "Bhangra in my pant" mean
Jugjinder: im getting a boner u fudu!
Sukhwinder: eww wtf mann why you telling me!

by Surrey_g25 November 3, 2019


Poking your pants

The act of poking your bosses pants with pinky finger and or half chub on purpose or by accident

Hey man I’m just poking your pants

by Captain caulk June 11, 2021


Two Pants Joe

A complete shithead who's incredibley boring and fat. "Two pants" refers to the fact that they have to wear to pairs of pants to contain their fatness. "Joe" refers to how boring said person is, topping off their already irritating demeanor.

Hey, that guy over there is such a Two Pants Joe.

by boykisser84 June 6, 2019


jerk off pants

Loose fitting clothing to enable one to jerk off whilst fully clothed.

Dude came running out of his house wearing his favorite jerk off pants.

by daddyllammaeus B July 21, 2017