British officer Slang for when, as a group, you dress in silk robes and attend an evening of group or couple massage with fellow commerades. There is a Mess oil kept for the occasion containing aromatherapy sents such as Eucalyptus and Frankincense, this is distributed by the most senior officer of the group.
We are putting on a Silk Shower event in the Mess on Friday 12th. Please sign up if you are available.
After consuming copious amounts of Thanksgiving dinner, you proceed to have sexual intercourse. During said intercourse, almost to the point of fruition, regurgitate previous feast onto partner. Aiming for any orifice is strongly recommended for full experience.
Kelsey and I had the best Thanksgiving shower last year, hoping for the same outcome this year
When someone finds sexual pleasure in being vomited on.
Bro I gave that bitch a hulk shower and she squirted
Shower tired is when you don’t want to do shit, but you still take a shower. After your shower, you feel like “damn that was a lot of effort. Now I definitely don’t want to do shit.”
I can’t right now because I’m shower tired.
When you jerk off in the shower.
We're out of shampoo, this is going to be a rough shower shake.
The act of spraying a sexual partner with diarrhetic feces for the purpose of sexual gratification of one or both parties.
I had Tim give me a Mahogany Shower last night. It felt amazing.
The act of getting kneed up the ass so hard that you can feel your hip bone shatter and your ribs cracking.
*Guy 1 walks up to Guy 2 laying on the ground moaning in pain*
Guy 1: Yo bro what happened?
Guy 2: I don't know man it happened so fast. I think some guy made me take a shower with Kevin.