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someone who have the innate ability to be daft beyond comprehension.
Someone who can be 99% correct however falls at the final hurdle.
"i know some someone how can get you it, legitly.....it's Legitimately....same thing....your a special kind of stupid"
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A special kind of fucked up is when you and your life are and have become so fucked up mentally and physically that that u are unable to be discribed in any sane or unsane way by both the sane and unsane yes ur a special kind of fucked up.
When something is so fucked up bad terrible unexsplainable and indescribable mentally emotionally or physicallyby any means know to man at this piont in time it becomes a special kind of fucked up
Its the greatest Pizza Tower mod ever. Like really great. Very very great. I dont have to explain more, its just a great pizza tower mod.
Person A: yo dude check it out its Pizza Tower: Special Delivery+
Person B: holy shit dude, thats so hot. lets kiss
Person A: yeah sure
To funnel hot Khoresh into someone’s anus with a road cone
Ali kept talking smack so we gave him the ‘ol west side Philly special
when you fuck someone's ass as they're taking a shit and you wrap their legs around your body and you run around the room then nut in their ass and then piledrive their head into the ground and more often into the shit its self
Guy 1:"Bro she let me Kentucky mud truck special her last night"
Guy 2:"Woah really was it messy?"
Guy 1:"not after I piledrived her head into it ;)"
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The amended title of Lev Tolstoy's masterpiece to fit the Kremlin's internal misinformation campaign of the *** in Ukraine.
Russian news host for Vesti/Channel One/RT *asking a literature professor*: What are the names of Lev Tolstoy's major works?
Literature professor *trembling*: Umm...'Anna Karenina', 'The Death of Ivan Ilyich', and...umm...'Special Military Operation and Peace'.
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Note: requires (1) stick of butter.
A sexual pleasure move reserved only for the night of a wedding (yours or someone else's). Pop one but into her butthole and the second one into her pussy. This leaves both her hands free. She uses one for an old fashioned handjob and the second to polish the top of the penis with the stick of butter.
The best part of the day was when we made it home for the wedding night special.
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