your second crash pad when you're an idiotager and were kicked out of your parents' house for misbehaving
I know a guy from high school who had to go to a friend's house after he invited a few joy girls over
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Engaging in random acts of being a housewife.
The exhuasting day-in day-out of duties of being a wife
What are you doing today?
Cleaning up the house, buying flatware, and picking the kids ups.
Sounds like a day chuck full of house wifery.
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when you get to a party and the DJ is playing some boring uns uns beats and nobody is dancing.
We passed by there but they were playing vacant house and nobody was dancing.
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v. to leave a mushroom-shaped bruise with the penis.
Her forehead got smurf-housed. He smurf-housed his girlfriend's forehead.
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A large group of "DrugRunners" that pwn all other "drugrunners" by stealing everything they produce.
Crook house members generally congregate in "irc" making large buys of sorts and sniping newbs and n00bs.
A gaming cartel for an online drugrunning game.
"Damn, I just got pwnt by crook house again!."
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"What are you up to today?"
"Hitting up the House of Iron and then going out."
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The secret code word for actively hunting down whores while out with the guys. The term "Waffle Housing" can be used casually around girls without them knowing any better.
Waffle Housing=Whore Hunting.
Matt: Hey Charlie if you want to do some serious Waffle Housing tonight I would suggest hanging out by the late night food stop that is across the street from the Freshman dorms.
Charlie: Yes Sir!
Audrey: What does "Waffle Housing" mean??
Charlie & Matt: Don't worry about it...
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