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One who is whipped by someone else and will leech onto the woman's vagina at her beck and call.
Todd is a vagina leech. He'll do whatever I want.
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Like the notorious reality distortion field (RDF) of Steve Jobs, a Vagina Distortion Field (VDF) affects perception, which thereby alters behavior. When someone is affected by a woman's VDF, every aspect of her being seemingly improves in that person's view. A woman's VDF typically only influences those who have not yet had access to said vagina. Being warped by a VDF is different than being pussy whipped. With the latter, the whipped individual behaves abnormally to maintain access to the pussy, but perception of the vagina owner is not altered. The VDF often has the greatest affect on the owner of the vagina, making her vastly overestimate her worth, influence, and potential.
Spock: "Captain, you are once again risking the lives of the entire crew in the pursuit of some green slag."
Kirk: "Mr. Spock, your libido-less Vulcan logic fails to grasp the enormity of the daily Pon Farr that starship command subjects on a man."
Spock: "Mr. Sulu and Mr. Chekov, move the Enterprise as far as is necessary and raise whatever shield is needed to protect the captain's mind from the insidious Vagina Distortion Field that is destroying his judgement."
Kirk: "Spawwwwwwwwwk!!!"
<cue Kirk fight music>
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When a girl sees a hot guy, she doesn't get horny... She gets butterflies in her vagina. This basically means, she would like to sexually engage with this hot guy
I looked up and saw the sexiest guy I've ever seen. He had dark hair, tan, a 6 pack and the greatest smile I have ever seen. I immediately got butterflies in my vagina
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is the headphone's jack under the ICON console mixing desk (by digidesign) on the right hand side, it looks like a vagina and feels like one it has the shape of it, and the hole for the jack it self feels like the clitorice or to be nice the ''soft spot'' or a womans body, discovered by Amro, Jesse and Stefan
"jeremie stuck his plug in the vagina jack"
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A person who likes to eat vagina.
Could be male or female.
OMG! Did you hear Sally is a vagina grina,
I thought she liked boys.
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Don't use this word. Its the atom bomb of all cusses and when you use it has similar effects. Shit gets real if you have to lay down the law with these destructive slang
"That kid is such a vagina wing wang"... Massive explosion and everyone dies.
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Noun: It is a GINA that prefers the service industry. It has been known to swell, pucker, and swallow the service industry provider.
While on her way to Whistler, the hostile vagina puckered and swallowed in whole the defenseless limo driver of Elegante Limos.
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