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Wank weiner wednesday

Every wednesday, you Can wank off

Also called WWW

Bro it’s Wank weiner wednesday, wank the fuck off

by Gussekrab November 11, 2019


Posh wank scam

When you give yourself a posh wank but the condom rips right at the top and your cum goes everywhere.

Joe: Yesterday I gave myself a posh want but when right when I had finished I experienced a posh wank scam.
Dave: Damn dude! Your cum must have gone everywhere!

by HustleMeister August 15, 2017


wanking nostalgic

the act of reminiscing about a bygone era or way of doing things in a manner that elevates oneself and one's experiences, while denigrating those who take an active part in modern events/trends/etcetera

When older generations call younger generations "lazy", "narcissistic", "entitled", and "disrespectful", while insisting that THEY were never that way when they were young, they're doing little more than wanking nostalgic.

"Everything was so much better when I was young. Kids these days are ruining the world/subculture I grew up in."
"Quit wanking nostalgic. Things were plenty fucked-up back then, too, and you know it."

"Back in my day . . ."
"Ignore Grandpa. He's just wanking nostalgic again."

by bellevoix April 9, 2014

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Finger Pokey Bum Wank

When your finger slips into your bum whilst you’re masturbating. FPBW for short

I can’t wait to get home and have a Finger Pokey Bum Wank

by KingArther November 21, 2017


Wank-Toss

A word used to show the emotion of "I 100% cannot be fucked with this!"

Josh: " Say Tom, isn't that your girlfriend kissing that guy with one leg? "

Tom " Wank-Toss "

by Simpsy April 16, 2008


wanking in windale

when atlas is driving through windale, wanking with cops watching other he has left his fathers house.

atlas was wanking in windale the other day again

by gem gem December 7, 2024


fat wank

the urge to release thy juice from the beast

john: how was your day
me: not good i need a fat wank

by hbdsuhfbu May 6, 2021